Olympics - Part Un

The Olympics are on. Who knew?

So, I've been avoiding The New York Times and Washington Post websites today since I've been burned this week by their intrepid reporting of Olympics results. Damn those news outlets reporting news! Why can't they adopt Salon.com's restrained model of simply providing a link that says "Women's Gymnastics Results" or "American Fencing Results," the news equivalents of a movie review warning "caution: spoilers."

As if I needed another reason to love Salon.com.