Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Kerry On Letterman

John Kerry was on Letterman last night and delivered the show's best ratings for a fall season opener since the debut of the show on CBS in 1993, even beating Leno.

And what was Kerry's Top 10 List you ask?

Top 10 Bush Tax Reform Proposals

No. 10: "No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents"

No. 9: "W-2 form is now Dubya-2 form"

No. 8: "Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton"

No. 7: "The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair; it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair"

No. 6: "Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution"

No. 5: "Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa"

No. 4: "Eliminate all income taxes: just ask Teresa to cover the whole damn thing"

No. 3: "Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent"

No. 2: "Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce 'nuclear' instead of 'nucular"'

No. 1: George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future."


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